It appears our whirlwind romance has -- as they always do -- come to an end. It was a fun ride, wasn't it guys? Maria (email@example.com) was an inarticulate, unresponsive, but quite lovely woman. She has sadly fallen silent.
No more will we hear her hints at impending financial woes, no longer will we be assured we're 'the only one she's chatting with', and we are lesser men for it.
Fare well, Dear Amanda/Maria/Masha/Comic-Book-Guy! May the few dollars you've scammed from the more naive than we allow you to live to scam another day!
From the bottom of my heart -- perhaps even reaching into the upper part of my gall bladder,